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Originally Posted by OSUsushichic
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Let's breaK this puppy down...
Dillon Panthers: (Haven't watched this show yet, but I've wanted to so badly) From what I hear, Coach Taylor>Chucky Cheese, so give them an L here. 34-31 0-1
U.S Merchant Marine Academy: In better shape than the Domers thanks to their S&C program. ND's S&C program consists of "Catch the Jabba carrying a donut before he eats it". Sadly, this usually results in sprints of .000000000000000001 seconds. Not too much for the ol' cardio. 28-17 0-2
@ Appalachian State: Let's see here. Appalachian State 34, Michigan 32 (with their full squad). Michigan 38 Notre Dame (both teams with a freshman QB). Armanti Edwards and Dexter Jackson have big days, and Appalachian State rolls 42-7. 0-3
Mount Union: Their coach knows how to win. 33-27 Domers 0-4
Hickory High: No chance for the Domahs. Great team chemistry does it in a 24-21 win 0-5
Losing Lingerie Bowl Team: The eye candy almost beats the Domers, but Jimmy Clausen is as feminine as they are and manages to outdo his female counterparts with a studly 250 yards and 4 TD. ND 28-20 1-5
Coast Guard: See USMMC. Coast Guard 27, ND 14. 1-6
@ D.C United: Big, big win for DCU. 4 time champs, supremely conditioned. They win big at home. 56-21 1-7
Notre Dame's Fellowship of Christian Athletes flag football team: Home game that the Fellowship lays down for to pad the Domahs record. ND 45, NDFCA 24 2-7
Miami Dolphins: They're a [censored]ing pro team. A bad one, but a pro team. Miami 63, ND 0. 2-8
@ West Canaan: Great crowd support, Wendell Brown rushes for 300+ yards and Jon Moxon airs it out a couple times to the ridiculous Randy Mo....err, I mean Charlie Tweeter. 45-35 WC 2-9
@ Washington: The Scourge of Humanity wants this one baddddddd....UW 21, ND 20. 2-10