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"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like...." Tom Lemming "...right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there..." at Notre Dame "....with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!t. Where's the Tylenol?"
The only thing that Lemming is good for is to remind us all that "stupid is as stupid does"
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