OK, who planted that [censored] on Mike Stanton? This Mitchell Report thing couldn't have worked out much better for the Reds. I don't care anymore that they're letting him steal money from the team. Just get him out of the bullpen and off the team and give his spot to somebody who doesn't suck.
Did anyone else see Ricky Stone on the list? I know the people he hung drywall for have got to feel pretty betrayed right about now.

I know the ball seems to travel farther for hitters who are juiced, but I didn't know it had the same effect for pitchers who are juiced.