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Originally Posted by utgrad73
I new a guy from somewhere around Newark who tapped his natural gas well in his backyard and used it to fuel his pickup truck. If you dig deep enough you might just hit a gas pocket or drill the backyard of some poor guy in China. Either way it would be cheaper than Toledo's 3.45 per gallon.
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That reminds me of a joke my boss told me when I had to replace my water heater.
One day this guy is jumping out of a plane for fun.
The parachutist falls to the proper height and pulls the cord for his main chute. Nothing happens.
Quickly he pulls the cord for his reserve chute. Again nothing happens.
He looks down and sees a guy coming up at him from the house to his left. As the guy passes him he asks "hey do you know anything about parachutes?"
The man replies:
"No. Do you know anything about natural gas water heaters?"
ok bad joke, but if your friend isn't pulling your leg, what he did could get exciting really quickly....