Top Reasons why the Tigers Can't Win
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Speaking Comically: Top Reasons why the Detroit Tigers Can't Win
by Timothy Cousino (Scribe)
April 13, 2008
Here we go baseball fans! The top reasons the Detroit Tigers are losing ball games!
1. Jim Leyland smokes too many Marlboros in the dugout.
2. The coaches have to wear batting helmets now.
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10. Former Hall of Fame Detroit Tiger announcer Ernie Harwell does commercials for insurance companies now.
11. The Detroit Lions suck!
12. The Pistons are going to the playoffs.
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20. Joel Zumaya can't get past the first level of Guitar Hero.
21. Jose Canseco put out a new book sending fear through the Tiger organization
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