Two hits off of another pitcher with a 5+ ERA. It takes a lot of effort and more than a little luck to be that bad. This one falls squarely at the feet of Laffey for having the gall to leave baserunners for our bullpen to try to neutralize.
Well, I'd beat the same old drum about canning Shelton and making changes, but that's growing tiresome. Instead, lets all just sit back and enjoy this spectacle of futility because it is truly something to behold...