If Aubrey or Laffey go over Marte, I'm [censored]ing done. WHO THE [censored] CARES ABOUT MARTE???????
The problem is, Shapiro's dumb ass is afraid of a team with a capable hitting coach snagging him off of waivers and developing him. So he'll just hold on to him, with our hitting coach that couldn't develop film with a polaroid.
This team is being ran by a bunch of baboons that got into the liquor cabinet.
