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Losers with Socks has this all figured out.
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LSU/thUGA/UF/Auburn/UT vs. tOSU. No matter which team ?plays? the Failboats or their Bitch Michigan, the best conference wins by 5 Touchdowns
Florida vs. Wisconsin. (Florida) Wisconsin lost to
Tennessee who got manhandled by Florida.
LSU vs. Illinois. (LSU) don?t see how any upright walking human would give Illinois a chance to even score a FG
Auburn vs. Penn State. (Auburn) I seriously don?t think Penn State could move the ball past the 50 yard line
Alabama vs. Purdue. (Alabama) There is no way that Purdue could have the size and speed to defeat the superior mental processing power of Nick Saban. He is just to intellectual.
Tennessee vs. Iowa. (UT of course) Speed kills and the Children of the Corn gonna get hurt real bad
Arkansas vs. Michigan State. (Arkansas) Petrino will have his offense rollin. Michigan State plays in slo-mo
South Carolina vs. Michigan. (South Carolina) Spurrier gets an easy ?W?. oRly? Michigan loses to the Failboats every year. And South Carolina actually makes games against Florida and LSU interesting before settling for a Moral victory. Hope Rich Rod leaves without saying goodby, Michigan Men.
Mississippi State vs. Indiana. (Miss. State) Like a really bad 1970s Porn movie here is Crooming the Hoosiers
Ole Miss vs. Minnesota. (Tossup) Here is a possible token W for the Maybe just maybe the Big 10 wins a game.
Vandy/Kentucky vs. Northwestern (Vandy/Kentucky) What a horribly boring display of football. You know, boring like a tOSU and Michigan ?rivalry? game?
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So the top 4 SEC teams beat
OSU by 35, and 9 Big Ten teams get shut out. The glaring proof that this guy has no clue about college football (or anything, for that matter) is that he thinks Minnesota is the conference's best shot at a W. Bear in mind that this is coming from people that have been saying "The South Will Rise Again" for the last 120 years. Oops!
Big 10 vs SEC Tournament ? Loser with Socks