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Originally Posted by Jake
Well it's nice to know that buckets of feces have been outlawed by the Denver police in anticipation of this event.
The Denver City Council has passed an ordinance barring protesters from carrying buckets of feces during the Democratic National Convention. Members of Re-create 68, Unconventional Action and Tent State University say the ordinance is overkill because they have signed an agreement not to use excrement.
They apparently understood the need to have them sign an agreement to not throw [censored] on people, but are outraged over the city council's action to outlaw buckets of it at the convention. 
Poop Hits The Fan With Denver Ordinance - Denver News Story - KMGH Denver |
Can you imagine the freaking meeting for that?
"Uh, what's next on the agenda?"
"Well Mr. Chairman...actually, we can't say chairman because that implies chairs and they are made of wood which is from cutting innocent trees down...we have to decide if we are going to throw [censored]."
"We have to decide...what?"
"[censored] sir...you know, if we are going to hurl buckets of poop, bags of fecal matter, a myriad of manure..."
<chanting in the background> "Throw the [censored]! Throw the [censored]!"
"ORDER! ORDER! Wait, we're an anarchist group, but anyway..."
"Shall we put it to a vote sir?"
"Yes, yes, all in favor of hurling buckets of [censored], say EYE...those opposed...NAY"
"Well sir, by a slim margin, we will refrain from using buckets of [censored]"
"Here Here! And they say we are uncivilized!"