I'm so happy that I'm a Browns fan. I mean, look at all the time that's going to be wasted today by those Steelers fans and Cardinals fans.
I mean, I've gotten to hang pictures and shovel my walk (AGAIN). I've played Hullabaloo with my kids. Wife got me Guitar Hero for my birthday. I'm cleaning up on Motorhead's OVERKILL. I'm already on the medium level there. Yeah, no wasting time with any Super Bowl party for this Browns fan.
I don't have to sit around and listen to the play by play guys talk about how good my team is. How resilient they are. No talk about number one defenses and solid offense in this household. I don't have to waste 5 hours watching pre game coverage of the Browns. Hell no.
[censored]...it's not so bad being a Browns fan. I mean...
Oh [censored]. Man, my team is miserable.