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Originally Posted by DaytonBuck
How good of a job to people think the Auburn job is in the SEC?
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Top ten reasons why Auburn is a great job:
10. Just one meddlesome booster to worry about
09. Never have to play a game outside of the Confederacy
08. Unlimited recruiting budget
07. Not one but two groovy mascots!
06. Strong relationships with JUCO's and prep schools throughout the country
05. Free checking at Colonial Bank
04. With Alabama and Tennessee in your conference, you'll always look "clean" by comparison
03. Auburn girls have SEC speed!
02. Only two hours from civilization
01. Hey, anything's better than Iowa State!