[CookyPuss]

Ahh, I got blown off for autographs all the time when I was a kid.

Prick: Eddie Murray: "No sign!"

Bigger Prick: Dave Steib as a lady whose son was missing the all-star game because he got appedecitice as she explains the situation: "Yeah right, I was going to sign it anyways." She says, "It's been on the news and everything." Steib: "Yeah, whatever."

Even Bigger Prick: Jose Canseco (to crowd of kids): "Shut up you little punks!"

Biggest Prick: John Denny: "No. Ask me again and I'll break your arm." (I was the only one hanging around too).

Best dudes:

Nick Esasky and Chris Sabo used to sign everything I put in front of them. Loved those guys. Paul O'Neill went out of his way to get me a ball once after I thanked him for tossing one to a friend of mine the year before.

John Kruk when I when I told him I was a big fan: "No [censored]!"

Andy VanSlyke as he grabs my friend and pulls him by the shirt preventing him from accidentally stepping into traffic when trying to get his autograph: "What are you kid? [censored]ing stupid?" And then he signed his card. (It was actually really funny).