An orange Hummer couldn't be that hard to find... how many of them are there in the US? One, two, maybe three???
I once had a free night with a lady. She had purchased an all you can drink wrist band down in Mexico while on spring break. Every time she got a drink she picked me one up as well. She paid for the taxi ride to her place...
Edit: good story, if you didn't get to read it you're too slow...
