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This could add up to be a well rounded class for tOSU. Who else could count on two math wizzes dividing the post? Applying the associative property of recruiting, it doesn't matter which players we add first as long as they all get added in turn. If we get them all, then Matta will need to apply the distributive property to obtain an even dispersion which should ensure our program functions above the mean (indeed in the top percentile) for the forseable future. Sure these could be imaginary irrational numbers with no correlation to reality, but they could be real numbers based on the theory of Thad's Algorithm. There are a lot of variables to factor in, but I'm liking our odds. Q.E.D.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
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I like the thought here, but this is college, now. Don't you think this math is a bit easy for these fellows. How about this:
The success of the Buckeye team over the next five years will be a derivative of the area under the learning curves of several integral players. It would be fair to say that the limit of the potential of this team is infinite as the basis approaches five (Oden, Conley, Cook, lighty, and Young). A differential equation for success will be required when working with these five unique dimensions.
