I had a professor who offered up his CLUB seats for sale...45 yardline (tons of tenure and he donated quite a bit). He said the first person to come see him that had $100 cash got the pair of tickets...and as I started leaving the class to go to the ATM some bastard pulled out a wad of cash and bought the pair
I can't remember what game it was, but it was a damned good one
...I'll probably never get that close to club seats again