It has become apparent over the span of the last century that Michigan is completely [censored]ed. As BKB so eloquently put it in the last stanza, the boiling point for this theory is reached when you factor in the women of the university of Michigan. In turn, this creates a downward spiral that radiates from Ann Arbor north, south, east, and west. Hence, this is why we all call that dirty state up north a cesspool, and why man must equip himself with a block "O" hat, which will neutralize the spiral, if he ventures inside the state border (though I'm not quite sure what would provoke that kind of behavior).
Below is a picture of Lloyd Carr during the offseason.
