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Scott said police still aren't sure when Young died but he was seen Monday evening by his pool boy.
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OK I know this is random and totally off topic but...Google is freeken great sometimes.
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The Pool Boy
RandomGentleSexDreamer (RGSDm)
</CENTER>Friendly and eager. You are
The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving
that.
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Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
DeliberateBrutalLoveMaster
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be
aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find
them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny guys you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both
The Bachelor and
The Playboy.
ALWAYS AVOID:
The False Messiah,
The Mixed Messenger
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