[High Lonesome]

Some of the better pranks

So I go on a break from work and call Big Red. The receptionist seems a little bit frazzled, so I just asked to speak to a salesman.
He asks my name. I say, "Bob."
Amazingly, he doesn't catch on and hang up.
"What can I do for you, Bob?"
"Well, I'm looking to lease me a Lexus for one of my employees."
"Ok, what type are you looking for?"
"I'd like one of your better models; I'm not too particular about which."
He tells me a little about a couple of models and then asks about my credit. I tell him it's just fine.
"Well, how are you going to finance this?"
"I'm not."
"You're not?"
"No, I just figured I'd go have my employee run for 1,400 yards for your redneck college football team next year."
CLICK.

I went up there and test drove a car. I thought this was on the up. I ask if i could keep the car on the PETERSON PLAN!!!!! I thought they were going to call the police on me. Hell just cause I am not a paying customer doesn't mean I don't get the plan benefits.

Tell them you want a lexus. When they ask you for specifics tell them that you do not care about, color, engine, etc. but that you would prefer an autographed Texas license plate, hand made by AD's dad.

this last one borders on poor taste as Peterson's dad is incarcerated in a Texas penitentiary, but damned funny