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Seriously...seems like if I get to the bathroom as the clock is winding down, I'm back in my seat right before kickoff. Forget it if you're in the south stands...god damn portopotties...
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What they need to do is get rid of half those sinks and replace them with urinals. Nobody is in that line because they drank 6 beers before the game and want to wash their hands.
And bring back the troughs!
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You need to keep up with the pace of the line, instead of slowing down when some 'tailgater' steps on your heels.
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Once again the tailgater are the problem. It is all that beer they drink before the game that creates the log-jam (no pun intended).
But if some clown wants to start pushing his pelvis against my butt cause he 'has to go' he can live with the consequences. If one of these Type-A's gets upset cause I stand in front of the urinal for 5 minutes pretending to have a shy bladder don't try to pin it on me when he goes into 'potty rage'.