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The best of college football's offense and coaching
August 14, 2006
I never thought I'd ever see anything more humiliating, more emasculating, than my wife putting a diaper on my 15-year-old dog.
Seriously, he was looking at me like, "Bro, we've been through everything together. A diaper?"
So as I'm petting him and telling him it's better than the alternative, I'm thinking to myself, there's no doubt this is the best dog ever. The Best.
Now that I've wasted 30 seconds of your life with that anecdote, I've got some more bests going into the season. We'll start with coaches and offense today, and go with defense and special teams tomorrow.
Best coach: Pete Carroll, USC.
Best program builder: Mark Richt, Georgia.
Best coach to win one game: Jim Tressel, Ohio State.
Best shot at moving up: George O'Leary, UCF.
Best shot at moving out: Phil Fulmer, Tennessee.
Best RB on third and short: Brian Leonard, Rutgers.
Best RB workhorse: Kenny Irons, Auburn.
Best RB you've never heard of: Mike Hamilton, Oklahoma State.
Best QB in the clutch: Brady Quinn, Notre Dame.
Best QB in the two-minute drill: Tyler Palko, Pittsburgh.
Best QB you've never heard of: John Beck, BYU.
Best hands on third and short: TE Zach Miller, Arizona State.
Best deep threat: Jason Hill, Washington State.
Best WR you've never heard of: Joel Filani, Texas Tech.
Best dog: mine. Diaper and all.