[slickman]

I was so annoyed the weekend before last as I was in Ohio for a wedding, Kenton, to be exact, where my wife is from, and my mother in law's sister thinks she knows everything in the world about football- and I played into college- so I think I do to. I have gameplan. I watch everybody play. She says, "Ohio State is horrible. If it weren't for the kicker they'd be 1-2." I said, "Not so fast, we're real talented, we're going undefeateed because the Big 10 ain't so good and we already beat one of the toughest teams we'll see all year in NC State." She says, "You're crazy. We're only going to win maybe three more games the rest of the year."

We argued and I got in her face and said we'd kill Michigan, and we have more talent than anyone.... And then.... Northwestern Happens... I'm real surprised she hasn't called me already.... If we lose this Saturday, my nightmares will really begin to become reality.

She's smug. She'll call me to gloat.