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To Love and to Cherish for All Eternity, or Not

By JANE HELLER
I am no stranger to divorce. I am a two-time loser, having severed my unions with both the man I married when I was too young to know better and the man I wed when I was too work-obsessed to pay attention.


But I honestly thought I was over that particular brand of heartbreak ? the accusations, the recriminations, the tears, the lonely nights, the division of property. I was determined not to put myself through another breakup, and yet I do not see any other way out. My current relationship has unraveled.
I gave it everything I have. I am sick and tired of the ?I trieds? and the ?What do you expect me to dos?? I?ve been begging for answers and all I have gotten are platitudes. Enough is enough.


And so I am divorcing the New York Yankees ? all 25 men on the active roster, in addition to the manager, the coaches and the general manager. Oh, and the trainer, too. And, of course, the owner and all his baseball people.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/27/sp.../27cheer.html?