
10-14-2007, 08:42 PM
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Loves Buckeye History
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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12. NACHO REPORT
Well, after three weeks the cheese bitch was sure happy to see me. Loaded both wells and just poured cheese everywhere. Then winked and said there was a little "something extra".
Halfway through my nachos I bite into a piece of paper. On it - amid the greasy yellow stains - is her phone number and a suggestion that we meet.
Let me tell you - this is not my style. I have been faithful to my wife for 20+ years.
Well except for the Bangor incident. And the Halifax hooker.
And of course, there is the "270 rule" (guys know this one - what happens outside 270 doesn't count).
And occasionally I bend that a little to make it the "Rt 665 over to Rt 3 and up to 104 rule". And in a pinch I might go with a three block radius of home.
But other than that I like to think of myself as being faithful. And I am not about to sacrifice that for a little extra cheese on my nachos (no euphemism intended).
So a big NO to any sort of rendezvous with the Cheese Bitch.
(Well, make that a qualified NO until I find out where she lives and if she falls under one of the existing exceptions.)
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Sounds likea sticky situation. Especially if she qualifies for your geographical exemption.
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