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5. The Big Ten Network sucks ass
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Wow, I was on the phone ready to cuss em out when the game started...
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6. Eugene Jarvis is a slippery little bastard
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He is no taller than 5'4"
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8. Your faculty/student/Emeritus pass means jack [censored] on game day. You still cannot park here, even if you switch seats with your large breasted daughter and have her ask on your second pass. And shame on you for making me look at your daughter's [censored].
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Get them to at least flash you next time.
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9. I hated turning away a Lamborghini, but I did.
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That is just wrong. Shame on you.
And the rest of the anecdotes were pretty funny.