Listen here all you Notre Dame haters, behold my COMPLETELY rational explanation for why ND is gonna crush LSU in the NC game this year. What??? Oh yes, that's right, ND can easily beat LSU. Why you ask? Well simple:
ND beat UCLA
who beat BYU
who beat Air Force
who beat Wyoming
who beat Virginia
who beat UConn
who beat Louisville
who beat Cincinnati
who beat Rutgers
who beat USF
who beat Auburn
who beat Florida
who beat Kentucky
WHO BEAT L S U
All you cheesburger 'n Charlie Weiss hatin' [censored]s stick that in your pipe and smoke on it!

