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Maybe Bret Bielema is just allergic to Jim Tressel's alpaca sweater vest. It's the battle of said sweater vest vs. the polyester windbreaker. My money is on the polyester because it's artificial, can melt, and shift shapes like in the Terminator.
I think the Badgers would be equivalent on the ground to the Buckeyes if it weren't for the Hill injury and Smith unavailability. Bielema tried to get Smith reinstated especially for this game of course. Which conjures up a classic quote from Jim in Fall River during the 2004 Rome show smack-off: "Someone once told me that if Jeffrey Dahmer ran a 4.3, they would have called it an eating disorder". Of course that applies to Jim Tressel's actions following the infamous Sorgi-Reynolds choking incident too.
You were actually overly friendly in a couple areas. Unless if by "Shane Carter has the ability to bring the big hit", you meant "look like a deer in headlights and soil himself whenever a back reaches the second level".
The predictions might be lopsided and homerish, but maybe I'm just failing to make the proper adjustment after the recent news with P.J. Hill.
Nice job on the preview.
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