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09-24-2005, 03:56 PM
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Stupidest Theoretical Buckeye Question Ever-What would you say?
A Tennessee fan who coaches on the staff w/ me actually asked me this today "What would you do if Phil Fulmer became the Buckeyes coach!?!?"
My reply "Turn blue from gagging, and root for scUM until he left"
My friends reply '[censored] and puke on myself"
What would you say?
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09-24-2005, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by stxbuck
A Tennessee fan who coaches on the staff w/ me actually asked me this today "What would you do if Phil Fulmer became the Buckeyes coach!?!?"
My reply "Turn blue from gagging, and root for scUM until he left"
My friends reply '[censored] and puke on myself"
What would you say?
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I would turn a shotgun headward, like Hemingway.
Keep that fat, stupid, moronic ass-wipe away from our boys ...
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09-24-2005, 04:01 PM
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Suggest Weight Watchers as a primary sponsor.
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09-24-2005, 04:05 PM
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I'd wake up and let out a relieved sigh that it was just a horrible horrible nightmare.
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09-24-2005, 04:09 PM
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That's like asking me what would I do if I awoke as a caterpillar tomorrow morning....its not going to happen, so why bother thinking about it.
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09-24-2005, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by stxbuck
A Tennessee fan who coaches on the staff w/ me actually asked me this today "What would you do if Phil Fulmer became the Buckeyes coach!?!?"
My reply "Turn blue from gagging, and root for scUM until he left"
My friends reply '[censored] and puke on myself"
What would you say?
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Stop watching college football 
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09-24-2005, 08:23 PM
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Start looking for massive contracts from cleat makers so that if Ohio State were to get busted for illegally long cleats the sponsors would have their logos being zoomed in on and shown time and time again.
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09-24-2005, 08:52 PM
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