For those of you who care, I made an excel file to rank all the teams. Don't ask me for the formula, because it's long and complicated, and therefore not worth explaining (and probably very illogical). But it's pretty fancy and takes up much of my boredom. I also haven't double-checked it recently. I may have entered "Texas Tech 99, Crap-Pants State 0," when it should be the other way around. Let me know if you see a team's record is wrong, or something.
Here's what I got:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width=422 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Texas
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
0
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
2
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Georgia
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
0
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
3
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
USC
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
0
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
4
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Penn State
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
5
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Virginia Tech
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
0
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
5
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Alabama
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
0
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
7
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
UCLA
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
0
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
8
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Wisconsin
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
9
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
LSU
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
4
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
10
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Oregon
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
11
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Texas Tech
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
0
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
12
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Boston College
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
13
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Miami
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
5
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
14
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
West Virginia
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
15
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Florida State
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
5
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
16
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
TCU
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
6
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
17
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Ohio State
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
4
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
2
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
18
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Nebraska
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
5
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
19
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Minnesota
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
5
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
2
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
20
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Florida
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
5
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
2
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
21
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Northwestern
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
4
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
2
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
22
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Colorado
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
4
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
2
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
23
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Auburn
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
5
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
1
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
24
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Notre Dame
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
4
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
2
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="16%" height=16>
25
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
</TD><TD width="36%" height=16>
Michigan
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
4
</TD><TD width="16%" height=16>
3
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
It's pretty funny - Northwestern above Notre Dame?
Oh well. Maybe it will look better by the end of the year.