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11-05-2007, 04:53 PM
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scUM T-Shirt Ideas
I'm making the trip to Ann Arbor for the first time this year, and I'm really pumped to go. I bought the "How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan" shirt on Lane last saturday, but I'm guessing they've had this joke told a 100 times already and get the App. St. chants everygame.
I'm looking for something that will: - Cut to the bone and hurt
- I do not want to be killed
- I want it to be funny
- I do not want a classless shirt, I would define classless loosely for a scUM game but follow rule #2 above and keep in mind a "[censored] Michigan" shirt is IMO classless.
The winning idea, and there will be 2, will recieve rep.

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11-05-2007, 04:55 PM
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When D Cell batteries can help us beat other teams,
all it takes to beat Michigan is 1-AA
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11-05-2007, 05:03 PM
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Here's a BP classic I just found searching my HD

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11-05-2007, 06:04 PM
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I'm going to get some "App State Fan Club" shirts in our colors make ... I realize it may be a bit overused but I LOVE IT!

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11-05-2007, 06:05 PM
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Just don't wear something relevant to the ASU loss. We're Ohio State. We don't need to make fun of them for losing to Appalachian State. We can make fun of them in Ohio State ways.
Though, if you wish, make sure to include something along the lines of how Ohio State is superior to Michigan. Something like:
"Hey Michigan faithful, when you schedule a patsy, you are supposed to win. Take note: We scheduled you today."
...would be good.
"Jim Tressel: 1-0 against Division 1-AA teams at Ohio State.
Lloyd Carr: Well, you guys probably already know..."
If you have to include App. State, be sure to include something on how that makes Ohio State superior to Michigan. If you don't, then you are no better than all the other teams in the Big Ten that bought Appalachian State t-shirts.
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11-05-2007, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Bleed S & G
Here's a BP classic I just found searching my HD

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Not all of these say [censored] Michigan- I found them all classful though.
Muck Fichigan Tees: The best Ohio State tees on the web!

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11-05-2007, 06:22 PM
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To clarify, I rather not an App St. joke as they are used to it. It's like hearing Maurice Clarett or getting Gator Chomps, they're really old and worn out. Need something fresh like the "Who's your daddy?" from Wingate in another thread.
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11-05-2007, 06:24 PM
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 The Deeeez Nuts shirts are awesome! 
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11-05-2007, 06:25 PM
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I always liked Michigan was made on the 8th day
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11-05-2007, 06:29 PM
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I'm looking for something that will: - Cut to the bone and hurt
- I do not want to be killed
- I want it to be funny
- I do not want a classless shirt, I would define classless loosely for a scUM game but follow rule #2 above and keep in mind a "[censored] Michigan" shirt is IMO classless.
No offense; but if you really want to be classy, just wear a regular Ohio State jersey. It will meet numbers 1, 2, and 4.
With that being said my ideas are:
..........Michigan
........property of
.............THE
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY
..and Jim Tressell (5-1)
............
or
....... OHIO STATE
..........football
21 consecutive BIG 10 wins
.......and counting
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