For Sniper and the other resident scUM fans.

[starBUCKS]

Originally Posted by Big Papa

[censored] scUM, plain and simple. I can't turn that off and on.

I agree... enough of this soppy we care bs.

[NFBuck]

Originally Posted by Big Papa

[censored] scUM, plain and simple. I can't turn that off and on.

Same here. It's too much fun watching Bikey and the rest of 'em lose.

[Cicero]

Originally Posted by Cicero

Only time can ease the pain you feel. But the seeds of victory are

hidden in the ashes of defeat. We wish you the best of luck

in the bowl game this January. So hail to the conquering heros.

On to victory and bring a win home to the big ten conference.

Just for the record the real message was a bit hidden.

[BrutusBobcat]

My thoughts on this are in another thread, so I'll summarize here:

We should not have to apologize or be embarrassed for our conference. Having our conference runners-up getting trounced in a bowl game would be embarrassing.

Like the rest of you, actually "rooting" for Michigan seems perverse, so here's the BrutusBobcat pre-game pep talk:

"Okay, Weasels -- the answer to 'what's in YOUR wallet?' had better be 'a Capital One Bowl win' or Senator Tressel is going to flat out humiliate your new coach next year. DO NOT let this conference down. After the computer points your losses to Appy State and Oregon have cost us, we are not going to be amused if you roll over and play dead for a second-rate SEC school. Put a gag on Mike Hart, even though he'll enjoy it, quit talking and play football. Try, try, try over the next month to teach your safeties correct pursuit angles. Chris Wells will not be playing for your opponent, so you don't need to curl up into a fetal position every time you see the Power-I formation. Get it into your heads that no one fears your winged helmets anymore, and that you're going to have to hitch up your panties and play with a mean streak. Find a stonecutter and carve some fingers into Manningham's hands while you're at it, and see if you can Dr. Frankenstein a brain into one of your QBs. I'd tell you to go out and win one for Llllllloyd, but you haven't done that in a big game during your entire careers, so think like this: you are the oldest orphan at the orphanage. Every parent who comes in wants one of the cute little kids, and you're the surly, unattractive redhead with limited potential. It's crunch time and you need a new parent yesterday. Comb your hair, smile the best smile your jacked teeth will allow, and try your best to impress the few potential future coaches looking at you. Who knows? Maybe one of them is blind. Now go out there and try to win something more meaningful than some damned 100 year old water jug."

[Cicero]

Originally Posted by BrutusBobcat

My thoughts on this are in another thread, so I'll summarize here:

We should not have to apologize or be embarrassed for our conference. Having our conference runners-up getting trounced in a bowl game would be embarrassing.

Like the rest of you, actually "rooting" for Michigan seems perverse, so here's the BrutusBobcat pre-game pep talk:

"Okay, Weasels -- the answer to 'what's in YOUR wallet?' had better be 'a Capital One Bowl win' or Senator Tressel is going to flat out humiliate your new coach next year. DO NOT let this conference down. After the computer points your losses to Appy State and Oregon have cost us, we are not going to be amused if you roll over and play dead for a second-rate SEC school. Put a gag on Mike Hart, even though he'll enjoy it, quit talking and play football. Try, try, try over the next month to teach your safeties correct pursuit angles. Chris Wells will not be playing for your opponent, so you don't need to curl up into a fetal position every time you see the Power-I formation. Get it into your heads that no one fears your winged helmets anymore, and that you're going to have to hitch up your panties and play with a mean streak. Find a stonecutter and carve some fingers into Manningham's hands while you're at it, and see if you can Dr. Frankenstein a brain into one of your QBs. I'd tell you to go out and win one for Llllllloyd, but you haven't done that in a big game during your entire careers, so think like this: you are the oldest orphan at the orphanage. Every parent who comes in wants one of the cute little kids, and you're the surly, unattractive redhead with limited potential. It's crunch time and you need a new parent yesterday. Comb your hair, smile the best smile your jacked teeth will allow, and try your best to impress the few potential future coaches looking at you. Who knows? Maybe one of them is blind. Now go out there and try to win something more meaningful than some damned 100 year old water jug."

Great post!! GPA candidate.

[Yertle]

Originally Posted by Cicero

Just for the record the real message was a bit hidden.

Okay, I see it now. But, I would have hidden it more like this:

Oh, you sad sacks just got yourselves
Humiliated!!! HA! 91 yards of total offense by a star-studded bunch who
Intended on coming back just to beat the BUCKEYES?!?! I laugh at you, you
Over-rated jackass, Mr. Hart. Now it's time for you to

Shut the hell up and
Take your medicine like a man, you
Asshole. But,
That's not
Enough all I have to say about punk-ass Michigan players. How about

King Crable, who
Is always in position to make a stupid play in a
Critical time of a game! HA!
Kiss my ass, Crable.
Everything you do in a critical point in a game makes you look clueless.
Don't even get me started on Lllllloyd.

You whiney bitch.
Only you could make excuses about getting your
Unfortunate tails kicked in on national tv. Sure....
Retire on your own terms??? HA! I'm

Assumining Michigan told you to get the f*** out, and that would be your terms.
Stop bitching and moaning at the refs.
So, now, we'll get to give Les Miles our annual beating? Fine.
Eventually everyone figures out the truth. And what is that, you might ask? It's
SENATOR TRESSEL OWNS THE STATE OF MICHIGAN!!!!