Ex-LSU QB Ryan Perrilloux (official thread)

[Gatorubet]

Guy needs to join Marcus Vick at McDonalds.

[Nutriaitch]

Originally Posted by Sportsbuck28

From what I heard, he got into an argument of some kind of with the wait staff at the resteraunt.. don't know if this true, but what I was told.

What I'm hearing, is that someone (don't know if it was wait staff or another customer) tossed a racial slur his way.
There were no punches, or shoving match, or anything like that, but it did cause a scene in a crowded restaurant.

[Steve19]

No, actually, I hear that he pulled a gun and shot four people.

In a related story, Les Miles has notified that press that, after discussions with local police, no charges will be filed.

"I'm letting Ryan Perilloux know that my patience has been exhausted. We have discussed this unspecified rules violation and he understands why we consider his behavior to be over the line.

Regrettably, Ryan must now pay the price, so that he can learn that irresponsible behavior has consequences. Therefore, it behooves me to inform Tiger fans, with considerable regret, that Ryan has been ejected from the team. He will be held out of not one, but two practices, and will miss the first play of the 2008 football season for this unspecified rules violation.

We look forward to welcoming Ryan back next Tuesday, by which time he will have learned his lesson. It's not easy for me to practice this "tough love" approach, but we're here first and foremost to instill values and develop young people, not win games."

Private sources within the team, who would not be quoted, confirm that Miles could not control his anger when he learned that Perrilloux broke rules requiring all shooters to use a silencer in crowded public places and to wear a ski mask.

[Oh8ch]

No, actually, he pulled a gun and shot four people.

This is what bothers me. Just because it is the SEC we go off half cocked spreading half truths.


Only two of those people died.

[Gatorubet]

Originally Posted by Oh8ch

This is what bothers me. Just because it is the SEC we go off half cocked spreading half truths.


Only two of those people died.

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That's what John Wayne said.

(Mods - you have no idea how difficult it was not to post the photo )

[Gatorubet]

I heard that he asked for drinks after a place had already had last call and then went ape [censored] when he was refused service.

But then, I discounted that. I mean, where in Louisiana do they have last call? <snort>

[Steve19]

A further update from the office of Les Miles, coach of the LSU Tigers:

"Irresponsible internet reporting suggests that an unidentified player is responsible for an incident in which an unspecified number of people allegedly were shot.

Coach Miles would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that increased lead in the body can come from many sources. Paint chips are one such well-documented source. Coach joins concerned citizens everywhere in seeking increased federal regulation of lead-based products and the removal of these products from places frequented by young people."