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I know I'm biased, but here is my favorite...
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How Many Miles Did JoePa Have?
Did ABC put a little pedometer (?) on him today? He was at 6.1 miles the last time I saw them post something. Talk about a pacer.
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If JoePa walked 6 miles on the sideline - I burned 2 lbs. flipping channels.
ABC knew this was going to be an offensive snoozefest so they came up with this gimmick to hold our attention. |
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I don't recall that they ever gave a final tally.
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Considering all the walking he does on the sidelines it's surprising that he has a bit of a gut. Must be drinking away his sorrows or eating too much Peachy Paterno.
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I was thinking the same thing Nutty... |
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JoePa is in great shape... don't forget the closing speed he showed a few years ago when he ran down the refs after a game.
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I can't believe the guy is 77. He still runs off, and on the field, and goes non stop on the sideline.
I hope I am in as good of shape as he is when I'm 77. Well, minus the dumbass looking glasses. |
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