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[Oh8ch]

OUCH! I wasn't whining.

So, you admit to being a bitch.

[BuckWrestler141]

EDSBS ? Archive ? HERO FOR OUR TIME: MARQUES ‘GRAND MARQUES’ SLOCUM

Hilarious 'get to know' of a fine michigan player.

[schwab]

Originally Posted by BuckWrestler141

EDSBS ? Archive ? HERO FOR OUR TIME: MARQUES ?GRAND MARQUES? SLOCUM

Hilarious 'get to know' of a fine michigan player.

Dat guy cumz off az won nice guy. 2 badd he ain't onn my f8vrit teem.

[Bucky Katt]

Originally Posted by Oh8ch

Nice, but I am still partial to something along these lines.

Wow. Mondrian in the football forums. I certainly never expected this day to arrive.





God help us all.

[billmac91]

That interview w/ Marques Slocomb has to be posted just to make sure everyone gets to read it....by the way the interview is directly from facebook

What is your favorite song of all time?
Just another nigga- state property II
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

[censored] lion say what!
i got a [censored] lion now come [censored] wit me
Who do you admire most?
My mom CARLA, dat bitch da [censored], i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
[censored]in real
When do you plan on getting married?

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life
Get the number or give the number?
i would have 2 say bof
Romance or Kinky Sex?
it dont matta however i can get it
How do you feel?
i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person? lol?.not really dont be dat person
What size shoe do you wear?
a big enouf size 2 boot chu da [censored] up outta here
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel
sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones
Would you rather be hot or cold?
[censored]in warm [censored] dat hot [censored] and dat cold [censored] Id rather it be in da middle
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
what da [censored]! i needs bof of my mutha[censored]in body parts
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no
What is your favorite clothing brand?
state property, im on my philly [censored] im on my jawn? lol
Most Memorable Past?
[censored] i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
96 impala ss
Your favorite Disney Films?
[censored] disney
Why did the chicken cross the road?
cuz he was all fiend out
Do you support Paris?
why should i
Where is Waldo?

Waldo: eaten by [censored] lion, presumably.
i killed dat punk mutha[censored]a he owed me money
Favorite element?
i would have 2 go with????.. water

What was your last thought?
why da [censored] am i doin dis interview
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?
i dont give a [censored] i just want 2 get on
Who are you going to vote for in 2008?
me
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
i want sum milk and cookies
Favorite fruit?
watermelon
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?

dam ma[censored]a u just [censored]ed up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes
Are you a cat or a dog person?
im [censored]in wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
deaf btu dam neither
Define yourself in 3 words?
im da [censored]
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
what da [censored] is cold cereal
What is your favorite TV show?
the wire
Kill the spider or let it out?
man! [censored] dat spider
Do you shower every single day?
[censored] i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
[censored] ima be askin him 4 sum change
Boat or bus?
bus bitch! i cant swim
Where do you want to travel next?
da future

[censored] Bubbles.
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
I be like yea and den ima rob em?, ima steal all his [censored] and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat mutha[censored]a
What is your favorite food?

I like 2 licky licky licky licky? lol
Do you read harry potter books?
who da [censored] is dat!
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat [censored] overrated
Have you had a beer in the last week?

[censored] I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Bof of dem [censored]s is nasty but i [censored] wit gatorade
Favorite body part?
my whole [censored]in body
Flip flops or sandles?
come on now! what type of question is dat?

What do you do on fridays?
whatever da [censored] i feel like doin

Do you like bananas?
do u

[daddyphatsacs]

Sounds like a pretty classy guy. How did he have time to conduct that interview given that he's a "college student" and all?

[Oh8ch]

Wow. Mondrian in the football forums. I certainly never expected this day to arrive.

Why not? Look again. That image clearly portrays OSUs superiority over the Maize and Blue.

At least, if I have it right side up it does.

[BuckeyeNation27]

Told you so.
Comment by Jim Harbaugh — August 22, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

[OCBucksFan]

Is that the new English teacher? Either way, sounds like a bright and charming individual to me.

[billmac91]

Originally Posted by OCBucksFan

Is that the new English teacher? Either way, sounds like a bright and charming individual to me.

Just a phenomenal interview put up on his page....that interview will live forever.....just classic

Congrats Marques on a job well done!!

[SNIPER26]

Good job Marques. Way to prove you're literate. Well, he's from downtown Philly. There's some dumb [censored]s down there.

[BuckWrestler141]

Originally Posted by SNIPER26

Good job Marques. Way to prove you're literate. Well, he's from downtown Philly. There's some dumb [censored]s down there.

I enjoy that Marques went to a private/catholic highschool. I hate private schools.

[OCBucksFan]

Originally Posted by SNIPER26

Good job Marques. Way to prove you're literate. Well, he's from downtown Philly. There's some dumb [censored]s down there.

Meh, you would get the same from any major city. LA would produce a similiar conversation, as would Detroit, New York, etc... The only thing to really be concerned about is that attitude is more that "Thug Life" style which tends to wind up getting you in trouble in the long run.

[SNIPER26]

Originally Posted by OCBucksFan

Meh, you would get the same from any major city. LA would produce a similiar conversation, as would Detroit, New York, etc... The only thing to really be concerned about is that attitude is more that "Thug Life" style which tends to wind up getting you in trouble in the long run.

Well yes, but since I live not too far from Philly, I see a bunch of scholars like Marques on a regular basis making the area proud.

[goblue15]

Who care's? He was just joking around, if you ever saw one of his video interviews you would know he doesn't talk like that and he likes to joke around.