The Legend of Ryan Mallett....

[Frohlich]

Originally Posted by MililaniBuckeye

Yeah, but can he throw the ball around Weis?

The man is not a miracle worker... you are asking the impossible!!!!!! Chuck Norris...maybe...Ryan, no way!!!!

[Ginn4Heisman]

Ryan Mallett routinly goes into public restrooms looking for homosexual activity and never gets caught in a sting operation.

[Ginn4Heisman]

Originally Posted by Frohlich

The man is not a miracle worker... you are asking the impossible!!!!!! Chuck Norris...maybe...Ryan, no way!!!!

are you nuts, ryan mallett could kick chuck norris's ass with both hands tied behind his back and both of his legs broken, well that is if you could find anything strong enough to breaks his legs.

[iambrutus]

when ryan mallet orgasms the there is an earthquake where he stands

[Gatorubet]

Ryan Mallet once got into a dance contest with James Brown.

The Godfather of Soul quit, and awarded the victory to Ryan, saying, "While that white boy can't move, he could if he ever wanted to, and would shame me with his grooves."

James Brown then sang a chorus of "It's a Mallet's World" while Ryan accompanied him on all instruments at the same time - perfectly.

['BusNative]

Ryan Mallett orchestrated the killings of the Five Families as well as Mo Green.

Ryan Mallett knows whether or not Tony Soprano was killed.

The only thing Keyser Soze fears is Ryan Mallett

When Notre Dame practiced on Sunday, they had to pray for Ryan Mallett's permission and forgivess.

[Bob.Barker]

Originally Posted by Jaxbuck

There is a barber in AA with a great sense of humor. I could just see him asking if they want their hair cut like Lloyd and the brothers dim thinking how clever they were being in schmoozing Carr.

[buckiprof]

Originally Posted by iambrutus

when ryan mallet orgasms the there is an earthquake where he stands

The way I heard it was that on whatever piece of ground Ryan Mallet stands the earth quakes because it is mother nature who orgasms due to his presence.

[buckiprof]

Originally Posted by MililaniBuckeye

Yeah, but can he throw the ball around Weis?

Sadly, the one thing that Ryan Mallet cannot accomplish is defeating gastric bypass surgery. Only the Weisswurst of Notre Dame can do that.

[iambrutus]

ryan mallett is the cure for cancer

[Gatorubet]

Originally Posted by iambrutus

ryan mallett is the cure for cancer

Ryan Mallett invented cancer, so it is his to cure.

[muffler dragon]

Originally Posted by 'BusNative

The only thing Keyser Soze fears is Ryan Mallett

Rock On!!!

[DaddyBigBucks]

Unlike our resident Irish-Catholic Buckeye fan, NFBuck, Ryan Mallett can teabag the Golden Dome without a ladder.

[Big Papa]

Ryan Mallett brought Franklin D. Roosevelt back to life so he could amend his statement that "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" to be "the only thing we have to fear is Ryan Mallett."

['BusNative]

And when he did - Ryan Mallett let FDR walk again