The Legend of Ryan Mallett....

[LordJeffBuck]

We all know the legendary things that Chuck Norris can do.

According to Michigan fans, Ryan Mallett is also a man of mythic proportions (even though he hasn't thrown a single pass for the maize and blue). In every single thread in the Recruiting Forum, some Wolverine fan manages to slip in an extremely off-topic "man crush" comment about how great Ryan Mallett will be. I mean, just today we got this gem in the Terrelle Pryor thread:

Originally Posted by MichiganMan

Mallett is a much more accurate passer than Pryor is and has a stronger arm, but Pryor can make plays with his feet. Then again, Mallett may not be graceful out of the pocket but he delivers a pretty nasty stiff arm and he's hard to bring down considering he's bigger than a lot of linebackers....

So let's do our friends up north a favor by starting the Legend of Ryan Mallett thread, where they and everyone else who has been awed by the greatness that is Ryan Mallett can gush lovingly over the savior of Michigan football....

[Jaxbuck]

Well when Henne goes 0-4 vs tOSU, Mallet will only have to win once in his career to be able to say he was better.

So he's got that going for him.

[Napoleonbuck]

As a sophomore, the super accurate Ryan Mallett completed an astounding 48% of his pass attempts.

Let us bask in his greatness!

[Jaxbuck]

Mallet may redefine the position much like fellow tsun legend Earnest Shazor did his.

[DaytonBuck]

Best QB out of Texas since Lance Harbor

[sears3820]

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Ryan Mallett's "pretty nasty stiff arm."

[MililaniBuckeye]

Yet another in Michigan's heralded lineage of tall, immobile, overrated pocket QBs...

[sears3820]

Ryan Mallett can execute the 2 minute drill in 5 seconds.

[Romanowski]

Ryan Mallet once ate an entire cow and for the next week pooped out footballs

[Ginn4Heisman20]

I heard that in an effort to trim their budget NASA will rely on the golden arm of Ryan Mallet to launch satellites from now on. Apparently it is stronger and more accurate than our current Atlas V rockets.

[Jaxbuck]

Originally Posted by MililaniBuckeye

Yet another in Michigan's heralded lineage of tall, immobile, overrated pocket QBs...

I'd say you're on to something.

[SNIPER26]

Originally Posted by LordJeffBuck

We all know the legendary things that Chuck Norris can do.

According to Michigan fans, Ryan Mallett is also a man of mythic proportions (even though he hasn't thrown a single pass for the maize and blue). In every single thread in the Recruiting Forum, some Wolverine fan manages to slip in an extremely off-topic "man crush" comment about how great Ryan Mallett will be. I mean, just today we got this gem in the Terrelle Pryor thread:



So let's do our friends up north a favor by starting the Legend of Ryan Mallett thread, where they and everyone else who has been awed by the greatness that is Ryan Mallett can gush lovingly over the savior of Michigan football....

Is Mallett not more accurate than Pryor? Perhaps I was wrong when I wrote that. Care to rebut me on it?

[SNIPER26]

Originally Posted by Napoleonbuck

As a sophomore, the super accurate Ryan Mallett completed an astounding 48% of his pass attempts.

Let us bask in his greatness!

And then got better to a 60% clip his junior year. I don't know his completion % from his senior season but I'd be inclined to believe it improved. Or is 60% not good enough for you?

[Buckeyedynasty]

I heard Mallett is so tough he got into a fight with Chuck Norris and he is so awesome it was actually ruled a draw!

[jwinslow]

Originally Posted by SNIPER26

Is Mallett not more accurate than Pryor? Perhaps I was wrong when I wrote that. Care to rebut me on it?