Quote:
A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke.
"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."
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How do these stupid Michigan jokes get replaced with ND
I'm sure the one about the coach's houses in heaven will surface soon.
Q: Why are they planning to resurface Notre Dame Stadium with cardboard?
A: Because the Irish always play better on paper.
Q: Do you know where Tom Osborne moved after he retired?
A: South Bend, he wanted to get as far away from football as he could.
This ones bad:
Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and the Irish??
A: ND makes it through the end of the tunnel before they get killed.
at least he didn't have [censored]ing road kill glued to his face.. how could you go on tv with facial hair like that buckeye had? gross.
