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11-14-2007, 05:55 PM
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ND JOKES
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 63 PEOPLE SITTING AROUND A TV WATCHING A
BCS BOWL??
A: THE FIGHTING IRISH
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP THE FIGHTING IRISH OUT OF YOUR YARD?
A: PUT UP GOAL POSTS.
Q: WHERE DO YOU GO IN SB IN CASE OF A TORNADO ??
A: ND STADIUM- THEY NEVER HAVE A TOUCHDOWN THERE.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FIGHTING IRISH WITH A BCS BOWL RING ??
A: A THIEF.
To be continued............
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11-14-2007, 06:00 PM
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Man, the ND fans are turning on their squad. 'Tis a beautiful thing.
Your sig needs to change btw. You guys haven't done much scoring lately.
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11-14-2007, 06:01 PM
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I Party With Pete Johnson's Beard
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I know! Makes it kinda ironic.
Greenies for chief.
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11-14-2007, 06:02 PM
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Beware the bearded beanie bunny hop!
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ND Jokes:
The Offense
The Defense
The Special Teams
The Coach
The Fans
Glad yo see you back, Chief. Hope life is treating you well (with the exception of the weekly kick to the head that comes with watching your team get smoked.)
Have a drink!
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11-14-2007, 06:24 PM
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Q: How do you make Notre Dame cookies?
A: Put them in a big bowl and beat them for 3 hours.
Q: Why does Notre Dame want Hillary to be President?
A: They might finally win a bowl game within the next 4 years, like the last Clinton's first term.
Q: Why does the Notre Dame offense have to live in 9 shared houses or less?
A: They can't get 10 yards.
Q: What's Charlie Weis' favorite holiday song?
A: "I'll be home for Christmas"
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"Jim Parker was the greatest offensive lineman I ever coached. I'm not sure there has ever been a better offensive guard. He was everything an offensive lineman should be."---Woody Hayes
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11-14-2007, 06:49 PM
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Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis
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This is my favorite and no matter how many times I hear it I laugh.....
...... Charlie Weiss.
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11-14-2007, 07:05 PM
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Watson, Crick & A Twist
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Laughter is the best cure for misery Chief 
Here's a few more oldies but goldies for the most part ..
Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.
Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic?
A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic.
Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame football team and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do you get when a groundhog sees a Notre Dame fan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How is a Notre Dame Cheerleader like a bowling ball?
A: They get fingered, thrown in the gutter, and they come back for more.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin.
Q: Why did O.J. hide in South Bend after killing his wife?
A: No one would ever think of looking for a football player there.
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