Michigan DB Morgan "slappy" Trent (official bungle)

[sparcboxbuck]

Long day at work today... thought that I'd come over to the thread here for a chuckle.

Yep... good stuff as always.

You guys keep it up. I know that I can always get me some laugh on when I visit this thread.

[fourteenandoh]

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[Buckeneye]

[muffler dragon]

As one chapter ends, Michigan's Trent looks ahead to busy, bright future - Michigan Wolverines Football: News, Blogs, Photos, Audio & Video - MLive.com

Morgan Trent isn't sure what he'll be feeling when he comes through the Michigan Stadium tunnel today for the final time as a University of Michigan player.
The fifth-year senior cornerback has seen it all during his college career - and not just from playing on a Big Ten championship team to the rebuilding year that this season has become.
There was a position change from receiver after his freshman year. He has had a new position coach every season - and seemingly a new hairstyle every other year.
Trent has lived with the successes and agonies of playing such an important defensive position, doing it with the same kind of composure that he likes to lead use in his everyday life.
Though never one to get too excited about anything, Trent's not shy to proclaim he's the team's best when it comes to fashion, golfing or bowling.Graduation, marriage and a shot at the NFL are on the horizon for Trent, but first comes his final home game today when the Wolverines face Northwestern at noon.

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*emphasis mine.

For some reason, the first emboldened sentence just doesn't jive with the second. Hmmm...

[Flocka]

I guess today was one of his best days because he was, "an all right-player."

[bkochmc]

I for one want to thank Morgan Trent for his four years at Michigan and especially his play against Ohio State.

[3074326]

Trent might be the only player in the history of The Game to lose four games to the opponent, yet still deserve gold pants.

[NFBuck]

Gonna miss ya buddy!

[buchtelgrad04]

While I, like others, will be sad to see Morgan Trent leave, we still got a couple years of Boubacar "Fail" Cissoko and Donovan "Lead Shoes" Warren.

[DontHateOState]

I too will miss Morgan Trent. The biggest secret Buckeye fan in Michigan.

[Pryor2Posey]

This is a sad, sad day. Morgan Trent will no longer be handing out free first downs and touchdowns to The Ohio State University..

[OregonBuckeye]

Where does Michigan go from here? | FanNation

With a deeply talented D-line and two shutdown corners, this group was supposed to carry the Wolverines during the transitional phase.

Surely this guy isn't serious...right?

[NFBuck]

Originally Posted by OregonBuckeye

Where does Michigan go from here? | FanNation



Surely this guy isn't serious...right?

I read that [censored] too.

He's a m*ch*g*n alum, they mostly think Morgan Trent is a good corner...

[Dryden]

Originally Posted by OregonBuckeye

Surely this guy isn't serious...right?

In fairness, the whole "With a deeply talented D-Line and two shutdown corners, where did we go wrong?" introspective Michigan article is the same one that was first written in 1998, which Michigan beat writers just republish every season. It's actually the bookend to the "With all this returning talent, U-M poised to show AP voters that the preseason #5 rank is too low!" piece that they republish every August. You know, right before they go out and drop two of their first four games.

[JimsSweaterVest]

How did we go all season without making an official thread for the Human White Flag?

Am I allowed to make one? I'd like to, but don't want to get spanked by the mods....