More USC players 'out' with a rash

[troy#1]

Originally Posted by Jaxbuck

Laugh now, but do you now how hard it will be to catch some of these guys when they are trying to run away from the itch? They will have barnburner speed!

[Jaxbuck]

Originally Posted by troy#1

They will have barnburner speed!

I've lost track. Where does that fit in on the SEC speed scale?

[troy#1]

Originally Posted by buckiprof

By far, this is Ty Willingham's best effort.

I actually think that slick rick neuheisel had something to do with this! I heard he was a jock sniffer!

[troy#1]

Originally Posted by Jaxbuck

I've lost track. Where does that fit in on the SEC speed scale?

Off of their scale, totally! Were talking world class!

[leroyjenkins]

PTI just featured this story.

Wilbon said, "a quarter of USC's football team has jock itch."

Kornheiser said "Two words....stall showers!"

[BuckeyeMac]

You'll forgive tailback Joe McKnight and wide receiver Travon Patterson if they aren't laughing. Both were unable to practice Wednesday because of the severity of the irritation.

"It burns," Patterson said.




Team doctors have identified what was once thought of as jock itch, but it has been discovered they are actually suffering from gonorrhea aka THE CLAP

[MililaniBuckeye]

Originally Posted by troy#1

Laugh now, but do you now how hard it will be to catch some of these guys when they are trying to run away from the bitch? They will have buttbangin' speed!

fify

[Tresselbeliever]

Sounds like they are bustin' some balls down there...