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08-28-2008, 03:01 PM
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LET'S GO BUCKEYES
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You're not serious...are you? She's playing you like a [censored]ing fiddle.  |
Who cares as long as she play with my fiddle. WTF you haven't been laid for a couple years now right Buckyle?  . |
08-28-2008, 03:02 PM
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Ideally, one gets a BJ from the female while watching the TV on mute. This allows her to concentrate, and prevents her from getting [censored]ed off at how many times you're using the remote to watch 3 or 4 games ...
at the same time!
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08-28-2008, 03:04 PM
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LET'S GO BUCKEYES
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Originally Posted by BB73
Ideally, one gets a BJ from the female while watching the TV on mute. This allows her to concentrate, and prevents her from getting [censored]ed off at how many times you're using the remote to watch 3 or 4 games ...
at the same time!
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Hell yes BB73, Nothing like getting your rocks off during a game as long as you don't lose your concentration on the game. |
08-28-2008, 03:06 PM
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Ideally, one gets a BJ from a mute female while watching the TV. This allows you to concentrate, and prevents her from talking over the play-by-play ...
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08-28-2008, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by BucyrusBuckeye
Who cares as long as she play with my fiddle. WTF you haven't been laid for a couple years now right Buckyle? . |
You should care.
I get laid plenty, just not during Buckeye football games. I have a sack with two testicles in it. She should be busy making sandwiches anyway. |
08-28-2008, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BucyrusBuckeye
In all honesty are you trying to tell me that would would turn down sex during a football game? Even if you "scored" at the same time the Bucks did?
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Ask my wife.
I turn down sex for rehashed college football preview shows. I'd rather watch Lee Corso put on a funny mascot head than screw.
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08-28-2008, 03:12 PM
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