Actually, he lined up the names and asked 50 random Alabama mall-goers if they total was greater than 25, during a mall-interecept study. The bottom line is that none of them could count that high and it looked like a cinch to hide it. Guess he didn't count on folks outside the county bein' able to cipher.
Heck, with all them newfangled mobile home garages goin' in...
...and Bo and Cooter tied up in Europe with their Hillbilly Babylon show...
...who'd a guessed Slick Nick was a gonna be caught out?
So, y'all come on down and enjoy us and let's watch the fun.
I hope everyone he is recruiting sees exactly what he does to get out of this mess and how many kids lives he hurts as a result.