Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban (official thread)

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Originally Posted by BuckeyeMike80

It's going to be even more hilarious next year when they go 5-7 and some will call for his firing....

He's gonna need a motorcade on his way out too.

[jlb1705]

Dude, Charles Barkley would smoke his ass in an election. Especially after a couple more years of losing to Auburn.

[BuckeyeNation27]

What part of your brain controls the "Let's go down to the airport and watch a plane land" idea?

[Bleed S & G]

lol ridic

[WolverineTX]

Originally Posted by FCollinsBuckeye

He's gonna need a motorcade on his way out too.

[BuckeyeMike80]

Originally Posted by FCollinsBuckeye

He's gonna need a motorcade on his way out too.

[HabaneroBuck]

If I were Saban and had no emotional connection to Bama, I would be terrified.

[methomps]

Jesus in pleats

[Jeffcat]

Originally Posted by HabaneroBuck

If I were Saban and had no emotional connection to Bama, I would be terrified.

he sure looks that way in the videos. i mean [censored] the people stalk him and love to touch him. i bet he is [censored]ting a brick realizing what he got himself into and has the riot police at his house and taste testers for poisoned food when they lose a game.

[txbuckeye1983]

Wow, count me as thankful I didn't grow up an Alabama fan. Maybe the most desperate, pathetic fanbase in sports.

[Steve19]

"Are you glad to be here?"

No, beyatch, but the $4 mill this year goes a long way to soothing my pain.

With all due respect to us all, I think we go over the top about Tressel. And Tressel truly is all that. That was simply the most ridiculous display I have seen in a long time

And, let's remember that I have seen some African dictators in countries north of South Africa who know a thing or two about police cars, motorcades, and ridiculous.

[coastalbuck]

I guess cops have nothing else to do in Birmingham.... At least they get to try out the sirens

[sandgk]

Some funny (and some true) stuff.

Funny - from the Charleston Post & Courier
"Don't Look Back - 2007"
January

Alabama offers to rename the state Sabanbama if Nick Saban will agree to coach the Crimson Tide.

February

The FBI charges Alabama athletic director Mal Moore with kidnapping after Nick Saban is found bound and gagged in the trunk of his car.

True:

On the main bridge leading into town there was a five car pile-up caused by gawkers looking at the motorcade transporting Saban to to Crimson Tide's college campus.

Paramedics treat a victim at the scene of a five-vehicle wreck on the Hugh Thomas Bridge that occurred at the same time University of Alabama’s new head football coach Nick Saban was escorted over the bridge travelling in the opposite direction by police Wednesday afternoon. The victim, a woman who sustained minor injuries, was taken to DCH Regional Medical Center, said Capt. Joe Pierson of the Tuscaloosa Police Department.

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[Wingate1217]

Found this on a LSU board and predictively they are not happy with St. Nick.....

[cincibuck]

Anyone remember Jackie Sherrill?