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[osugrad21]

Originally Posted by BB73

I would have put money on both lines, but 21 prevented that on this vBet.

Grad21: I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?
BB73: No.
Grad21: Can't do it with both hands?
BB73: No, sir.
Grad21: Can you do it with your left hand?
BB73: Well, I... I never tried.
Grad21: So you're a righty?
BB73: Yeah.
[one of the BP goons, AKAK, repeatedly bangs BB73's right hand with a hammer]
Grad21: Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.

[BB73]

Originally Posted by osugrad21

Grad21: I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?
BB73: No.
Grad21: Can't do it with both hands?
BB73: No, sir.
Grad21: Can you do it with your left hand?
BB73: Well, I... I never tried.
Grad21: So you're a righty?
BB73: Yeah.
[one of the BP goons, AKAK, repeatedly bangs BB73's right hand with a hammer]
Grad21: Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.

BB73: Don't [censored] with me, Grad21! Don't make a [censored] out of me! You want to embarrass me and make a fool out of me? You didn't gamble? Tell me you gambled the [censored]in' money, I'll give you the [censored]in' money to put the [censored]in' heat on! Did you gamble? Huh? You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, mother[censored]in' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? ... Huh? And you didn't gamble that [censored]in' money? You're gonna stand here and tell me that? Listen to me Grad21. I got your head in a [censored]in' vise. I'll squash your head like a [censored]in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. And don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they [censored] around in here. You understand?

Grad21: I'm sorry. I made a bad mistake.

BB73 You're [censored]in' right, you made a bad mistake. 'Cause if you and AKAK come back here - we catch either one of you - we're gonna break your [censored]in' heads and you won't walk out of here. You see that [censored]in' saw? We're gonna use it. You don't [censored] around in this place. You got it? Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you'll get unconfused. Give me the [censored]in money. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?

[Muck]

Can I borrow a pen?

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I see Bill got the PCP I sent.

[BB73]

Originally Posted by Muck

Can I borrow a pen?

You [censored]in' hick you!