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Unintentionally funny headlines...
I just saw this one on CNN.com
Nut-cracking gorilla surprises scientists
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/10/18/nutcracking.gorillas.ap/index.html
I bet the guy that found out this gorilla was a "nut cracker" was REALLY surprised!
Someone else share your favorite unintentionally funny headline.
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10-18-2005, 02:43 PM
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10-18-2005, 02:45 PM
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I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
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There was one this past weekend in our paper:
"Man dies in experimental plane crash" 
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10-18-2005, 02:49 PM
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BTW, she looks hot...
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10-18-2005, 02:54 PM
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10-18-2005, 02:58 PM
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Here are a bunch, in alphabetical order:
Autos killing 110 a day - let's resolve to do better
Blind woman gets new kidney from daughter she hasn't seen in years
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Childs stool great for use in garden
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Dealers will hear car talk at noon
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
Deer Kill 17,000
Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Eye drops off shelf
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Iraqi head seeks arms
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Miners refuse to work after death
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
Organ festival ends in smashing climax
Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
Police Discovered Pot Plants Were Really Cannabis
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Queen Mary having bottom scraped
Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Stud Tires Out
Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids (was that you, Thump?)
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
War Dims Hope for Peace
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10-18-2005, 03:00 PM
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