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11-19-2005, 08:32 PM
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Random Mr. T Facts
The Omai gold mine in Guyana was completely depleted providing gold for Mr. T chains. The other half of the chains came from gold from a variety of other sources through the years, including gold fillings from fools' teeth knocked out by Mr. T himself.
One time when Mr. T was having his morning meal of oak trees, pavement, and small Indonesian children, a piece of tree got stuck in between his two front teeth. The modern day Louisville Slugger was born.
Mr. T doesn't have a first name, he's so strong he doesn't require a first name.
Much like Superman’s vulnerability to Kryptonite, Mr. T only has one weakness. He cannot touch iron pyrite, commonly known as fool’s gold. His only defense is his pity towards the substance, which acts as a kind of sixth sense, telling him to stay away.
The reason America won the revolutinary war is because Britian retreated after they were pitied by Mr. T.
If you were to lick Mr. T, he would taste like sexual chocolate, but he pities the fool who tastes Mr. T, so I don't suggest it.
50 cent was formaly known as 1 Dollar until Mr T pitied that fool.
In reality, the Titanic crashed into Mr. T. The ship should've sunk immediately, but Mr. T felt bad for the children, so he held it up long enough for them to escape. Then he let the fools go down with the ship.
Mr. T encourages people to "love their mama." This is because if you aren't loving your mama, Mr. T will break your front door down and love your mama until he pitys her.
Mr. T once found a genie's lamp buried in sand as he ran across a beach shore. He promptly rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared, telling him he would be granted three wishes. Mr. T, in reply, stated, “I wish for more fools to pity, more pity to give to all the fools, and milk.” His wishes were granted.
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11-19-2005, 08:48 PM
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
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Mr. T will break your front door down and love your mama until he pitys her.
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11-19-2005, 08:56 PM
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I got these all off of these sites, its a "random" fact generator. It also has facts for Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel.
Mr. T Random Facts- http://www.4q.cc/t/
Vin Diesel Random Facts- http://www.4q.cc/vin/
Chuck Norris Random Facts- http://www.4q.cc/chuck/ |
11-19-2005, 09:14 PM
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11-19-2005, 09:19 PM
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Mr. T got his start after winning a televised professional bouncer contest.
Mr. T cut a rap record directed toward a child/young teen audience.
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11-19-2005, 10:05 PM
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Woody wore Sambas
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I worked w/ a guy in the mailroom at Oxley-Thompson who once had Mr. T pull a gun on him, when he was a bouncer in Chicago......
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11-21-2005, 12:10 AM
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if I don't take us down the field, bench me
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Mr. T is now honored with a very random thread about him.
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