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06-02-2004, 09:22 PM
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Q: Why are Episcopalians such terrible chess players?
A: Because they can't tell the difference between a Bishop and a Queen.
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06-03-2004, 07:39 AM
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What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
...scratching on the lid of her coffin.
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Why didn't Superman save the World Trade Center?
...because he's a quadriplegic.
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How many male chauvenists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
...none. Let that bitch clean up in the dark.
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Why do black men cry during sex?
...pepper spray.
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A man comes home to find his girlfriend throwing his clothes on the lawn. He asks her what the problem is, and she says, "You're a pig - I want you out of my life. I found out the truth about you."
"What do you mean?" he says.
She responds, "You're a pedophile."
"Pedophile, pedophile...wow. That's a big word for a twelve-year-old."
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06-03-2004, 08:24 AM
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SAB says Michigan still sucks
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Q: Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer ?
A: Taste !
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06-03-2004, 02:10 PM
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Wolverine is largest member of weasel family
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How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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06-03-2004, 02:12 PM
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The brownest of the brown liquors
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What do Mexicans and cue balls have in common?
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
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06-03-2004, 02:55 PM
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The Most Power-Drunk
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Why aren't there any Mexicans on the starship Enterprise?
They don't work in the future, either.
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06-03-2004, 03:49 PM
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Haole in da hills
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Who brings presents to Asian kids on Christmas Eve?
Slanta Claus
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06-03-2004, 04:07 PM
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The brownest of the brown liquors
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Ebonics word of the day: Omelet.
As in: I should bus yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelet dis one slide.
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06-03-2004, 06:57 PM
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Premature Curmudgeon
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Why do female paratroopers wear jockstraps?
So they don't whistle on the way down.
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