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Old 06-24-2006, 06:46 PM
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Man Wins $400K Lawsuit......

Man Wins $400K Lawsuit......for faulty penile implant that gives him a perminate 10 inch erection.


Man with faulty penile implant gets $400K <!-- END HEADLINE -->
<!-- BEGIN STORY BODY -->By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer Fri Jun 23, 7:40 PM ET

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.
Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.
But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.
In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.
"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."
A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.
The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.
Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.
Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060623/...DJlYmhvBHNlYwM-
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:42 PM
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Wow, hard knock life for that guy!

He should run for the president erection!

Eh, eh!?!

eh.....

Now how is he going to go to the bathroom?
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:43 PM
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Old 06-25-2006, 01:37 AM
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He could add to his riches by becoming a carnival freak:

"Chick With A 10-Inch Dick"
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Old 06-25-2006, 09:35 AM
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Things the reporter failed to include in the article:

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"Obviously we hoped the judge would see things our way," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "But, when your client is a big dick its an uphill battle."
"Chicks" future

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Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, has decided his only future is in the Senior Citizen Porn Industry. He has yet to select his porn name.
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:58 AM
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I feel sorry for the guy...That condition has to be really hard-on him...
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:03 AM
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Guess the 10 year erection wasn't landing the wimenz so he decided he needed to be rich too.
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