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06-27-2006, 07:31 PM
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Don't hate in '08.
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Pickles Ruined My Life!!!
Maury Povich- Pickle Phobia
I guess a getting a handjob or blowjob from Mariah would be out of the question.
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06-27-2006, 07:34 PM
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I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
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we know she's scared [censored]less of pickles... so lets send her to a pickle plant 
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06-27-2006, 08:04 PM
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This can't be real, can it? WTF?? Maury hiring actors too??
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06-27-2006, 08:19 PM
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Wouldn't even be appropriate for the RR, but I think I have a few pics of her "tasting the pickle" on my pc somewhere.  |
06-27-2006, 09:47 PM
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While Maury was in the backstage/hallway, after he chased her down and said they took the pickles away, I was waiting for him to pull a pickle out of his pocket.  |
06-28-2006, 08:16 AM
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Damn.......
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That is truly disturbing! 
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06-28-2006, 08:33 AM
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I thought the only shows Maury was qualified to do was "Who my baby's daddy?" shows...... Glad to see him diversifying.......
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06-28-2006, 08:54 AM
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Reminds me of a joke that I heard when I was a kid. Pretty lame, but seems to fit the title.
So, this guy gets a job working at the local pickle factory. From the first day on the job, he starts getting an incredible urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer.
So he tells his best friend over a beer that weekend..."Man, I really like my job and all, but I keep getting this incredible urge to stick my penis in the pickle slicer". His friend tells him that he would be crazy to do that, and that he should probably seek professional help.
So he goes to see a shrink, and tells the Doc...."Doc, you gotta help me....I just started this job at the local pickle factory, and I keep getting this incredible urge to stick my penis in the pickle slicer".
The Doc tells him some little things to do to take his mind off of his impulses and sets up a schedule for him to be seen regularly.
All goes fairly well for a few weeks, and then one day he goes back to the shrink on an unscheduled visit.
"Doc!" he said. "I couldn't resist today...I did it!"
"You did what?" the shrink replied.
"I stuck my penis in the pickle slicer" he said.
"Oh my!...well, what happened?" the Doc asked.
"Well, I got fired" the man said.
"no, no, no .....what about with the pickle slicer?" the Doc asked.
"Oh, well...they fired her too"
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