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Funny Air Traffic Controllers Quotes (allegedly)
There are some really funny quotes on this page, worth the read. Especially when you get down to the reports back and forth between pilot complaints and what the maintenance people responded.
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03-15-2007, 07:53 AM
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Rex Kramer: [ talking to Steve McCroskey] Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.
[ to Striker]
Rex Kramer: Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?
Ted Striker: No, never.
Rex Kramer: [censored]. It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane.
 AKA Leslie William Nielsen Born: 11-Feb- 1926
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[ as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
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03-15-2007, 08:48 AM
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Quote:
Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
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