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02-27-2008, 04:00 PM
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Australian girl banned from tennis club for grunting
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Originally Posted by ESPN.com
Australian girl banned from tennis club for grunting
A 9-year-old Australian girl has been banned from playing tennis at her local club over the noise she makes while competing.
The Herald Sun of Melbourne, Australia, reported that Lauryn Edwards was told last weekend that she could no longer play after an opposing player complained about her grunting.
Edwards' favorite player is Maria Sharapova. And like her hero, Edwards grunts when she strikes the ball.
Her father, who has turned to the regional and national tennis federations for assistance, said the Mt. Carmel Tennis Club in Sunbury asked him for assurances that she would remain quiet while playing.
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02-27-2008, 04:13 PM
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I am the evil monkey in your closet
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So some other nine year old cried to his/her mommy when he/she got her ass whupped by Lauren and the mommy bitched at the Country Club management and threated to stop paying her dues?
Thore loother methinks.
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02-27-2008, 04:18 PM
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People fear what they don't understand
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Hell the grunting/sighing is half the fun. Womens tennis is like half assed porno......if they are ugly turn up the sound and close your eyes. If they are hot keep your eyes open and turn up volume.
uhhhhh......ahhhh.....uhhhh......(round of applause)!!!!! Good stuff.  |
02-27-2008, 04:25 PM
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Thou shalt not mention Maria Sharapova without pics.
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02-27-2008, 04:29 PM
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I am the evil monkey in your closet
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Originally Posted by Buckeyedynasty
Hell the grunting/sighing is half the fun. Womens tennis is like half assed porno......if they are ugly turn up the sound and close your eyes. If they are hot keep your eyes open and turn up volume.
uhhhhh......ahhhh.....uhhhh......(round of applause)!!!!! Good stuff. |
And trust Dynasty to take us from nine year old tennis players to porno in one post.  |
02-27-2008, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by OCBuckWife
And trust Dynasty to take us from nine year old tennis players to porno in one post. |
As my Girlfriend once said you have a uncanny way of taking something nice and making it oh so wrong!
What can I say.....it's a gift.  |
02-27-2008, 04:44 PM
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GO Capital!